I can totally get away with making fun of rednecks since I grew up in Dauphin and got harrassed for it from K-12. So if anyone is offended, I appologize. Last night we went for ice cream, in 30 degree weather, like a bunch of crazies, but the real story began when I walked in to a local ice cream shop. While eating all I could do was soak in my redneck surroundings and laugh at how ridiculous it looked. Christmas threw up inside this store. It was awful. So, due to the computer issue I am having, I had to come up with a great post today that needed no pictures, only a great imagination, hense Redneck Christmas was born.
1. You know you're a redneck when you hang stuffed Rudolph and Frosty from your ceiling with yarn to decorate.
2. You know you're a redneck when you use your practice 3D deer archery targets as reindeer for Santa's sleigh in your front yard.
3. You know you're a redneck when you have shot gun shells strung on lights around the Christmas tree
YES, I have seen all of these things in real life. I only wish you could experience a true Redneck Christmas of your own!
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