Real Life Monopoly

Pass go and collect $200....I wish this is how the real world worked.  It would be nice to collect money as I make one more loop through life's craziness.  Unfortunately, it doesn't quite work like that in my life.  It seems like every time you have money to buy that new rental, you end up paying to get out of jail.  Funny how I never win Monopoly.  I guess in some ways, it is just like real life.